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 Post subject: A4isms
PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:15 pm 
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APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE OR
CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH.

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always
starts
tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will
make him wag his tail.
3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably
don't have any sense at all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're
in deep water.
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is
afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all
night?
7. Business conventions are important because they
demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger
than everyone else looks?
9. Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.
10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who
wants to buy a car.
11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more
publicity.>
12. There are worse things than getting a call for a
wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.
13. No one ever says 'It's only a game.' when their
team is winning.
14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way
you're going to like it.
16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody
has the same size bucket.
17. Upon observing young "hep" girls, do you realize
that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running
around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)
18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more
comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
19. After 50, IF you don't wake up aching in every
joint, you are probably dead!!
20. Always be yourself because the people that matter
don't mind, and the ones who mind, don't matter!

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 Post subject: Re: A4isms
PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:34 pm 
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f-86sabrejet wrote:
19. After 50, IF you don't wake up aching in every
joint, you are probably dead!!


:cen:

Ooo-er

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 Post subject: Re: A4isms
PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:37 pm 
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I like those :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: A4isms
PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:05 am 
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A lot of wisdom there, masquerading as a joke :wink: 8)

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 Post subject: Re: A4isms
PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:09 am 
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John_D wrote:
A lot of wisdom there, masquerading as a joke :wink: 8)


Study the good comics, much of their humour is based on observation of actual life.
The above were great observations!

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