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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 7:43 pm 
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same here, i got my niece into reading, and she devoured the mr men and little miss so much they fell apart and she was only 4.

got her onto roland dahl and she was halfway through georges marvellous medicine in 2 days by herself

she now onto those david wallims books, granpas great escape for one and loving them

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2018 10:27 am 
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ronald eh think you means Roald Dahl
yeah she loved them as all kids do they must be the best kids books written what a brain that guy had eh very clever bod he was

im sure i heard on news there trying to make a new rule so you cant make kids book gory scary or such
boys aint gonna read nowt then are they the best books as a kid make you go imagine imagine er thats gross laugh carry on reading

did you ever say mum i need a new book this one too scary gory for me

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2018 3:46 pm 
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ah thats him, ducking autowrong

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:52 pm 
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David Walliams ?? :argh:


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2018 6:25 pm 
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yup, david walliams. the grandpas great escape was good. it was on telly at christmas

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2018 11:39 pm 
That really infuriates me, the dog probably let it happen as it trusted the sicko so much.
Myriad of excuses - it looked at my new baby funny / my burd said I had to get rid of it and if I can't have it no one can / I'm protecting the world from a killer dog (i.e. a nosy neighbour who hate dogs) / dogs cant be around babies / its a bully breed I'm just getting in first and myrid other nonsense.....

I'm thinking more a set of jump leads, the culprits neither regions and a set of beefy ignition coils.......


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:24 am 
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That really infuriates me, the dog probably let it happen as it trusted the sicko so much.
Myriad of excuses - it looked at my new baby funny / my burd said I had to get rid of it and if I can't have it no one can / I'm protecting the world from a killer dog (i.e. a nosy neighbour who hate dogs) / dogs cant be around babies / its a bully breed I'm just getting in first and myrid other nonsense.....

I'm thinking more a set of jump leads, the culprits neither regions and a set of beefy ignition coils.......


i have some jumps leads here, they are cheapies, so not thick copper jaws, but bent metal, so sharp but rusty as well

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2018 2:23 pm 
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dogs cant be around babies
dogs owned by idiot owners who dont train the dog one bit probably shouldnt be left alone with a tiny baby
bros staffy was proper soppy when his newborn came home couldnt of been more tender respectfull she also adopted a kitten and brought it home with her
when me little bro was born was when we got out first puppy grew up with him like a shaddow very protective dog of us four kids

remembered another good staffy thing
i smashed me collarbone to bits no work so went up me mums for a week
bros staffys got no training as his a lazy sod
so its a bit of a hyper mental exited missile
bro says hes coming round mum says make sure the dogs on a lead daves here hes broken himself up again
he comes round the dogs not on a lead cheers bro
it comes bounding in the door like a boxer on cocaine 180 degree skid around the coffee table
im on the sofa with a totally smashed up shoulder waiting to be bounded on hard as staffys love to launch at you if you let em
the dog stops dead at me feet takes one sniff up in the air
looks at me climbs up on the sofa as gentle as possible sniffs me shoulder gently
then puts her head on me lap looks me in the eye as if to say ahh mate bet that hurts turned into the soppiest staffy youve ever seen
and within a week i had her fetching everything i wanted
what an awesome dog even with no training at all
shes dead now 14 she made even living with my bro who shouldnt have a dog ever

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2018 6:15 pm 
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Here's my not so little lady. She's not a staffy mind but she's just as soft!


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2018 8:08 pm 
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scandi, dogs are funny like that

my aunts german shepherd cross (sam) would always greet you by jumping up on you, no matter what they did. then my comes home one after being at docs as feeling a bit unwell, sam goes running to greet here, skids to a stop in front of her without jumping up and gets his pet.

week later docs rings my aunt and says your pregnant

my brothers collie pup (10 mths old) is being trained, but stopping him pulling on the lead is proving difficult. but the pup stays with my dad sometimes during the day and mum had my nephew (year old) staying over being baby sat.

dad is getting ready to take the pup on a walk, so harness on, halter thingy on, extendable lead on, and bent over to put his shoes on.

the little grabs the lead and the pup looks round to see who grabbed the lead and then walks like a gereatic dog to the door

who says dogs aren't smart?

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:38 pm 
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who says dogs aren't smart? and why do women talk to dogs like there stupid the dog not the woman
I cant stand hearing a squaky Essex bird talk like that to a silly little dog
I wouldn't mind but they all take there stupid dogs to the pubs after school with the kids :D drink and talk like idiots to them really loudly :D
yeah bros dog knew his missus was preggers before she did

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 7:32 pm 
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Spared jail for this https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/26/children ... t-7980594/
What's more they're called 'children' ? :cen:


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 8:50 pm 
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Sick little ********* they should have dogs set on them, see if they enjoy it.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2018 1:42 am 
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Mighty Midge wrote:
Spared jail for this https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/26/children ... t-7980594/
What's more they're called 'children' ? :cen:


i cannot begin to imagine what goes through their heads to do that to an animal, to think them two boys will be free to do it straight away after the court hearing. fined... wow


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:44 am 
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Sick little ********* they should have dogs set on them, see if they enjoy it.



That makes more sense than jail, far cheaper for the taxpayer

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2018 6:24 pm 
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Mighty Midge wrote:
Spared jail for this https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/26/children ... t-7980594/
What's more they're called 'children' ? :cen:


One of them is 17 years old , therefore months away from being a adult.
It seems the law let him off too lightly , personally i would have gave him a hiding if that was my cat without a doubt.

No excuse for animal cruelty.


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2018 9:14 am 
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Sick little ********* they should have dogs set on them, see if they enjoy it.



That makes more sense than jail, far cheaper for the taxpayer


Let's the poor abused dogs that get put down as unsavable get their own back too. Win win for everyone important.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 7:05 pm 
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It's getting worse:

The liberal establishment is responsible for this.
They need to re-introduce national service and corporal punishment. If not mob rule will ultimately deal with this form of bar steward with extreme consequences.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/1 ... al-cruelty

https://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/1 ... elty-RSCPA

https://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/1 ... iracle-pet

https://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/1 ... al-cruelty


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:12 pm 
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Mighty Midge wrote:
It's getting worse:

The liberal establishment is responsible for this.
They need to re-introduce national service and corporal punishment. If not mob rule will ultimately deal with this form of bar steward with extreme consequences.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/1 ... al-cruelty

https://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/1 ... elty-RSCPA

https://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/1 ... iracle-pet

https://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/1 ... al-cruelty

So presumably this sort of thing NEVER happened in the days of national service and corporal punishment?

Might it not be that a portion of society have and will always be predisposed to behaviour of this type and we are just made more aware of it these days because of the mainstream media's constant need for salacious paper selling stories. As the inimitable Hunter Thomson once quipped, nothing sells papers like a good rape story. Unfortunately this statement, made in the mid sixties was accurate then, and just as accurate now.

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